theallotmentletters

Spring? No, it’s winter!

In Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 6:12 pm

The fields are green but the allotment is still bare.

Dear Caroline,

It’s taken me weeks to reply to your last letter about your allotment being vandalised, and hopefully by now you’re back up and running and it’s a distant memory. How completely infuriatingly maddening, though, to have some senseless idiots undoing all the careful work you’d done. I know that the polytunnel and the rabbit fencing must have cost a lot but it’s not about the money, is it – it’s the way it sets you back several steps in the whole process so you have to start again. So incredibly disheartening. But you’re right – you can’t let them defeat you – you just have to put it behind you and move on (while thinking murderous thoughts and resisting the urge to march into their homes and shout a lot, I imagine).
   I know I’m not alone in feeling disheartened about this weather at the moment, too. It’s just so cold. I keep trying to switch the heating off and sneaking back down to switch it on. And baking lots of cakes to make me feel better. My emerging potato tops were brown and frosted on Sunday morning and my poor tomatoes, even in the cold frame, are pale and wilted like sickly children. All they need is a good dose of hot sunshine but I’m not sure if or when we’re actually going to get it.
   It did stop raining enough over the weekend for me to spend most of the day on the allotment on Saturday and I planted spinach and salad leaves, and chucked in a load of chard seedlings. I felt a whole lot better after that. Then I tied up the pea seedlings that had managed to escape the appetite of the mouse, using bright orange string to deter (ha, fat chance) pigeons, partridges and crows. Rabbits continue to gnaw their way in. It just seems this year as if all the wildlife in the area has discovered us. They are talking to each other and passing it on: ‘Hey, get on down to OX10 for a party, it’s rockin’. There’s enough food for everyone!’

Pea seedlings.

Even the most fanatic wildlife promoter amongst us is muttering things about trying to keep the rabbits out – she’s the hedgehog-rescuer who gets upset if we strim round the perimeter of the fence because she says we’re destroying too much of the natural habitat, or complains about us having bonfires because we might roast the voles. She won’t even use netting because she’s afraid the birds might get caught in it. I keep wanting to say to her – get real, having an allotment isn’t all about sharing, it’s about growing stuff for humans to eat, not animals. But I think she might be getting the message now, having found all her broccoli seedlings munched down to the ground in the space of 24 hours.
   And Caroline, my annuals patch! Don’t even ask. What on earth was I thinking? How in God’s name did I think I was going to be able to rescue a virgin patch of land full of nettles and docks and the very same season turn it into a flowery paradise? I reckon it takes four years of repeated weeding to tame a patch of land, so I think I just got carried away in a fit of enthusiasm, only to realise three months later that I am completely bonkers. Of course it hasn’t helped that I was unable to get out there for over three weeks because it was so wet – but on the top half of the plot the weeds were knee high so I had to strim them back at the weekend. And where I have sowed nigella, larkspur and poppies, a few measly seedlings (the ones that didn’t rot in the deluge of rain) are fighting their way feebly through the weeds like people trying to go the wrong way in a crowd. Meanwhile my pathetic little mini greenhouse is heaving with seedlings that I don’t want to plant out until I’m sure there will be no more frosts – IT’S NEARLY JUNE! As you can tell, I’m annoyed with myself for failing hopelessly in the project I was so excited about – but as Sabina reminded me today, we couldn’t have picked a worse year to grow annuals from seed.
   So I plough on, trying not to get disheartened. I remembered Sarah Raven saying something about doing a second sowing of half hardy annuals in May, so I rushed out just before I had to go and do the school run to sow a few extra things – salvias, snap-dragons and wall flowers – and now pray for some good weather.
lots of love
Clare x

Plants trying to escape from my mini-greenhouse.

Is it worth it?

In Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Winning combination: Red Hat, Double Princess and Prinses Irene.

Dear Clare,

What did you write about this weather not lasting?  Within five days of the temperature being a steady 21 degrees and me struggling to keep the seeds in the packet we had a foot of snow with all the roads closed. The poor farmers up the dale had it so bad that one lost 60 ewes, all heavily pregnant, in the drifts.  We were in the highlands of Scotland at the time and thought it pretty amazing when we saw a dusting of powdery snow on the Cuillins on Skye, little realising how bad they were having it here.

Unfortunately we had another surprise waiting for us when we got home after a 9 hour drive.  We’d just unpeeled ourselves from the seats glad to have survived the journey without having a major domestic when one of my neighbours rushed over in tears saying that we’d had some vandals on the allotment.  Eve and I went down to find the new rabbit proof fencing on the ground, the compost bins (and compost) strewn around and the new polytunnel which Andy and I had just recovered only two weekends ago at great cost smashed in, the door splintered, the plastic slashed and all my precious seeds strewn around.  I was too angry even to cry but that night, at 4am, got up and paced the floor and thought, “Sod it, it’s not worth it anymore. If it’s not rabbits, it’s vandals.”

But I soon changed.  I’ve already planted garlic, salad, and broad beans; the chives, sorrel, rhubarb and chard are all sprouting; the wallflowers, violets and scented narcissi are up and my kitchen is full of seedlings.  How could I give up?  So today, Easter Monday when I was hoping to plant potatoes and do some sowing, Andy and I went and cleared up the damage, with huge hangovers I might add having had 13 guests for Easter Sunday lunch!

So by 6 o’clock all was restored and our neighbours came round and commiserated with us, much gossip was swapped the best of all being this.  The 4 lads (actually they were about 19 and old enough to know better) had been drinking all Friday night and had come and smashed up the allotment at 9am Saturday morning.  Despite 3 phonecalls to the police no-one came until the ringleader was caught walking through our village stark naked with only a pair of boots on. He was arrested and the other three were rounded up in the village shop after going on the rampage. The entire village is agog.

So – Allotmenteers 1 – Drunken Chavs Nil.  Result.

Love,
Caroline xx

Gratuitous photo of Tulip ‘Double Princess’ to cheer us up.

Blue sky and the smell of hot cross buns

In Uncategorized on March 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Dear Caroline,

I adore this time of year! Even the fact that ALL my tulips have been eaten can’t get me down when the sun is warm on my back, the birds are singing and it just smells like spring. I went for a walk this morning and there was a spicy, hot-cross-bun scent in the air – I don’t know what it was coming from, but I breathed it in deeply and felt alive. I know this freakishly warm weather isn’t going to last – we have -5 on the radar here for Sunday evening, so I’m not resting on my laurels – but the last two weeks have been utter heaven.

Progress on the allotment has been slow because I have taken on this extra plot, which I have almost but not quite dug over completely. And of course even the bits I thought I’d dug over thoroughly are sprouting docks and nettles like a five o clock shadow. You just have to turn your back for half an hour and they’re there. They say it takes a good five years to totally tame a bit of land from the wild, so perhaps I’m completely insane thinking I can produce a beautiful flowery utopia there in just one season. Never mind, I can but try, and my first ‘Violet Queen’ tulips are flowering triumphantly there amidst weeds. These were the tulips I planted on a particularly balmy day in mid-January, which proves you can still get them in that late with reasonable results. The one thing I have noticed though is that they all seem quite stunted – short and squat rather than tall and willowy.

Tulip 'Violet Queen'.

On the allotment, I have planted my first two lots of potatoes, first and second earlies, and some broad beans. I also sowed a couple of rows of a new purple-podded mange-tout pea called ‘Shiraz’, which I saw being grown at the Bath Priory Hotel last year and was keen to try. But as I went to water yesterday I noticed that something – mouse, rat, bird – has neatly extracted each pea, leaving small coin-shaped holes in the earth. How on earth do they find them buried under the soil when they haven’t even started sprouting? It’s beyond me. Number one task at the weekend is to build up my defences with new supplies of netting and tunnels.

'Nicola' First Early potatoes ready for planting.

But rats, rabbits and other allotment enemies can’t dampen my enthusiasm for my four new chickens, who arrived last Friday. I have two Light Sussex’s – beautiful white ladies with silvery black shawls – and two Burford Browns, who lay lovely dark brown eggs. They are just starting to get used to their surroundings, but have spent the first few days hiding out in the chicken hut, jumping nervously whenever anyone went close. Today though I went over to find them all out in their pen, flapping their wings joyously as if they had just been set free, clucking gently as if to register approval, finally, of their new home.

In the middle of all this allotment action of seed-sowing, digging and weeding, I had my book launch for Painterly Plants at the Garden Museum on Tuesday. It went really well and I managed to stand up there and talk to 100 people for half an hour about the book – the thought of it is always worse than the actual doing it, and afterwards I felt on such a high. Everyone was so nice about the book, and the whole evening felt really special. Sorry you couldn’t be there, but I’m looking forward to the next stint at the Hexham Book Festival at the end of April when you will be firing astute questions at me about the book!

Write soon – are your new fences up at the allotment? You must be raring to go.

Clare xxx

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