Dear Caroline,
Spring? No, it’s winter!
In Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 6:12 pmIs it worth it?
In Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 6:03 pmDear Clare,
What did you write about this weather not lasting? Within five days of the temperature being a steady 21 degrees and me struggling to keep the seeds in the packet we had a foot of snow with all the roads closed. The poor farmers up the dale had it so bad that one lost 60 ewes, all heavily pregnant, in the drifts. We were in the highlands of Scotland at the time and thought it pretty amazing when we saw a dusting of powdery snow on the Cuillins on Skye, little realising how bad they were having it here.
Unfortunately we had another surprise waiting for us when we got home after a 9 hour drive. We’d just unpeeled ourselves from the seats glad to have survived the journey without having a major domestic when one of my neighbours rushed over in tears saying that we’d had some vandals on the allotment. Eve and I went down to find the new rabbit proof fencing on the ground, the compost bins (and compost) strewn around and the new polytunnel which Andy and I had just recovered only two weekends ago at great cost smashed in, the door splintered, the plastic slashed and all my precious seeds strewn around. I was too angry even to cry but that night, at 4am, got up and paced the floor and thought, “Sod it, it’s not worth it anymore. If it’s not rabbits, it’s vandals.”
But I soon changed. I’ve already planted garlic, salad, and broad beans; the chives, sorrel, rhubarb and chard are all sprouting; the wallflowers, violets and scented narcissi are up and my kitchen is full of seedlings. How could I give up? So today, Easter Monday when I was hoping to plant potatoes and do some sowing, Andy and I went and cleared up the damage, with huge hangovers I might add having had 13 guests for Easter Sunday lunch!
So by 6 o’clock all was restored and our neighbours came round and commiserated with us, much gossip was swapped the best of all being this. The 4 lads (actually they were about 19 and old enough to know better) had been drinking all Friday night and had come and smashed up the allotment at 9am Saturday morning. Despite 3 phonecalls to the police no-one came until the ringleader was caught walking through our village stark naked with only a pair of boots on. He was arrested and the other three were rounded up in the village shop after going on the rampage. The entire village is agog.
So – Allotmenteers 1 – Drunken Chavs Nil. Result.
Love,
Caroline xx
Blue sky and the smell of hot cross buns
In Uncategorized on March 30, 2012 at 8:17 pmDear Caroline,
I adore this time of year! Even the fact that ALL my tulips have been eaten can’t get me down when the sun is warm on my back, the birds are singing and it just smells like spring. I went for a walk this morning and there was a spicy, hot-cross-bun scent in the air – I don’t know what it was coming from, but I breathed it in deeply and felt alive. I know this freakishly warm weather isn’t going to last – we have -5 on the radar here for Sunday evening, so I’m not resting on my laurels – but the last two weeks have been utter heaven.
Progress on the allotment has been slow because I have taken on this extra plot, which I have almost but not quite dug over completely. And of course even the bits I thought I’d dug over thoroughly are sprouting docks and nettles like a five o clock shadow. You just have to turn your back for half an hour and they’re there. They say it takes a good five years to totally tame a bit of land from the wild, so perhaps I’m completely insane thinking I can produce a beautiful flowery utopia there in just one season. Never mind, I can but try, and my first ‘Violet Queen’ tulips are flowering triumphantly there amidst weeds. These were the tulips I planted on a particularly balmy day in mid-January, which proves you can still get them in that late with reasonable results. The one thing I have noticed though is that they all seem quite stunted – short and squat rather than tall and willowy.
On the allotment, I have planted my first two lots of potatoes, first and second earlies, and some broad beans. I also sowed a couple of rows of a new purple-podded mange-tout pea called ‘Shiraz’, which I saw being grown at the Bath Priory Hotel last year and was keen to try. But as I went to water yesterday I noticed that something – mouse, rat, bird – has neatly extracted each pea, leaving small coin-shaped holes in the earth. How on earth do they find them buried under the soil when they haven’t even started sprouting? It’s beyond me. Number one task at the weekend is to build up my defences with new supplies of netting and tunnels.
But rats, rabbits and other allotment enemies can’t dampen my enthusiasm for my four new chickens, who arrived last Friday. I have two Light Sussex’s – beautiful white ladies with silvery black shawls – and two Burford Browns, who lay lovely dark brown eggs. They are just starting to get used to their surroundings, but have spent the first few days hiding out in the chicken hut, jumping nervously whenever anyone went close. Today though I went over to find them all out in their pen, flapping their wings joyously as if they had just been set free, clucking gently as if to register approval, finally, of their new home.
In the middle of all this allotment action of seed-sowing, digging and weeding, I had my book launch for Painterly Plants at the Garden Museum on Tuesday. It went really well and I managed to stand up there and talk to 100 people for half an hour about the book – the thought of it is always worse than the actual doing it, and afterwards I felt on such a high. Everyone was so nice about the book, and the whole evening felt really special. Sorry you couldn’t be there, but I’m looking forward to the next stint at the Hexham Book Festival at the end of April when you will be firing astute questions at me about the book!
Write soon – are your new fences up at the allotment? You must be raring to go.
Clare xxx








